THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, PEOPLE.

I have so many questions about this, but let's get to the dirty crime first.

The owners of Spicer Orchards Farm Market, Cider Mill and Winery in Fenton have reported that over 7,000 pounds (which comes out to about 22,000) apples were stolen from their orchards sometime between October 6th and October 10th.

There are trail cams on the property for hunting season, but they're pointed away from the orchard. The owners don't have insurance because this has never happened before.

If you have any information, please call 810-735-5454.

HOW?? WHY?? And WHERE are they storing all of these stolen apples? My god, people. First, the pumpkin heist in St. Clair County and now THIS.