Crime

She was "busted for biting."

We're just happy that they didn't close permanently.

Bad things happen everywhere, and one bad incident does NOT necessarily make a place unsafe.

Employees at Planet 3 Extreme Air Park are being commended by police for their quick response to the crime.

And the police are looking for help to find the person/people who did this.

He was last seen around 5:20 PM on Christmas Eve and hasn't been heard from since.

GET OFF MY LAWN AND DON'T TAKE MY PACKAGES!!!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, PEOPLE.

This dummy! Lifts his shirt over his head to conceal his identity and he's got a HUGE BACK TATTOO!

That's an interesting weapon of choice.

If you have any information about the man in the video, please contact Burton Police.

Dude, you should ALWAYS assume that there's a camera on you. Always. At all times.