Crime

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, PEOPLE.

This dummy! Lifts his shirt over his head to conceal his identity and he's got a HUGE BACK TATTOO!

That's an interesting weapon of choice.

If you have any information about the man in the video, please contact Burton Police.

Dude, you should ALWAYS assume that there's a camera on you. Always. At all times.

The Genesee Human Oppression Strike Team has released the information the public and....WOW. Just...wow.

SHUT. THE. FRONT. DOOR.

It's not clear whether or not police were called, but if you saw something last night, say something.

Insert all of the "got milk?" jokes here.

She says that she's a "tough broad," and ain't that the truth!

OMG WHAT KIND OF AWFUL PEOPLE DO WE HAVE IN THIS WORLD??!!!

Both the mother and daughter are safe, but police have been unable to locate the thief and the van.