Stolen

Flint Township police are now investigating.

Now THIS is GREAT news!

This is baaaaaaaaaaaaad (you're supposed to bleat that word like a goat).

They took the bear but left the cannoli...I mean, the tutu.

*sigh* This is why we can't have nice things, people.

Literally a case of a stranger paying it forward.

Welp, I can tell you where I wasn't last night.

This story has "good news" written allllll over it.

The police have not yet been able to track down the car's original owner.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, PEOPLE.

If you really think about it, that's an EPIC heist.

Well, that's pretty scummy and terrible.