Stolen

If you really think about it, that's an EPIC heist.

Well, that's pretty scummy and terrible.

Insert all of the "are you happy to see me" and "that's what she said" jokes here.

Police are looking for information about a tractor and equipment stolen from a local church on Sunday.

Mariah Cummings is hoping that sharing the story will help to find her beloved dog.

Side note - we just learned that's there's a Wyoming in Michigan.

She says that his ashes were stolen right out of her car.

The smoker was stolen from Smokin' Aces BBQ at 9:35 PM on Tuesday night.

Items found include tools, assorted boating items and older model guns.

This is the craziest. Story. Ever. And it has a happy ending!

The Hot Pocket hijacker in Pinconning has us wondering...is it possible?

We can't make this stuff up. Have you seen this woman?