theft

Porch pirates may be stepping it up a notch in Michigan communities.

Well, that just sucks.

This disturbing, group crime between Flint and Southeast Michigan sounds like it's straight from an action movie. And it isn't over.

That's a lot of irresponsible people.

An Amazon delivery driver is facing felony charges after package theft.

Thieves that were caught in the acting stealing only received a ticket and were not arrested.

Don't be a dirtbag thief.

The bike was specifically built to meet the little boy's needs.

This is baaaaaaaaaaaaad (you're supposed to bleat that word like a goat).

This isn't a coincidence - it's a carefully-organized crime circuit and it's made the national news.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, PEOPLE.

This is why we can't have nice things.