It’s monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog!

Two good jokes and one bad one – you decide which is which.

  • Tim Tebow’s time in Denver is over after his trade to the New York Jets. Broncos fans are thanking God they had him for as long as they did. His receivers are thanking God, too, as in “Thank God, no more balls thrown in the stands, off the mascot, off the scoreboard …”
  • A new study says male fruit flies that are turned down for sex will drown their sorrows in booze rather than water if given a choice. And when female fruit flies are turned down for sex they … well, that never happens, so never mind.
  • "Good Morning America" did a segment this week called "Half Priced Homes." They could have just called it "Michigan."

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