Tarantulas are Migrating Through Colorado and NOPE

Nope. No way. Not happening. Actually, it is and I'm in denial about it.

Apparently, thousands of tarantulas are migrating through Colorado and I'm really happy that we don't live there.

They're making the trek through Southeastern Colorado on the prairie because that's where the females hang out and they're looking for mates.

They're totally harmless to humans, really, and if they DO bite you, the pain is that of a bee sting.

Look, I'm not trying to stir up irrational fear of spiders but HOT DAMN do these things creep me out something fierce.