What’s Up With Public Pooping? Woman Defecates In Burton Business Parking Lot
First it was Tim Hortons, and now, the poopers are striking closer to home.
Let me preface this by saying that I'm a runner. And there IS a thing called "runners trots." Basically, all of that movement can, well, jiggle your bowels and make the inevitable a reality. It's happened to the best of us. Most of us have begged to use a gas station bathroom or or run into the bushes. Or, worst case scenario, we've just "gone" in our running tights.
These two situations, however, are NOT THAT.
First, a woman at a Tim Hortons in Canada got upset at a cashier, took a dump in and threw it at him. Clearly, not acceptable behavior, and definitely NOT an accident.
And now, there's this - YouTube user James Heilig posted a video to the Facebook page Criminals of Flint, and then to YouTube, of a woman defecating in the parking lot of an unnamed Burton business. Again, clearly not an accident - she's armed with TP.
Thank you, James, for the entertaining commentary.
The poopers are in our own backyard now. They're here. And they're not afraid to drop a deuce in public places.