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More than a punchline: the story behind the lonely Michigan duck that made Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update" segment.

Disgusting.

What the duck?

According to the owner of the home, when asked to leave, the ducks replied, "Hell no, we won't go!"

If he could smile, he probably would. Who knows, maybe he is?

After being threatened with duckling protective services, the mother duck swears that it will never happen again.

Add this to the long list of "cool things you can make with a 3D printer."

In the clip below, a little fuzzy duckling has an unlikely nosh: a large pizza. If this video makes you go, “Mmm, duck pizza,” you’re not alone: The YouTuber who posted the recording of his pet going to town on a loaded Pizza Hut pie actually disabled all YouTube comments “due to sick idiots that want to eat him.”

He's baaaack! Last night, Aflac debuted a commercial featuring the official new voice of its famous -- and admittedly annoying -- "spokesduck." The man behind the voice is 36-year-old Daniel McKeague of Hugo, MN, who reportedly beat out 12,500 contestants for the gig, according to E! Online. McKeague is also a father of three.