Insert all of the "are you happy to see me" and "that's what she said" jokes here.

Police in Rockwood, Michigan are searching for the man in the above surveillance video and photo. He's being accused of stealing a 4-month-old ball python from the I Love My Pets store.

Not only did he steal the snake, but he did so by shoving it down his pants.

The snake had recently been adopted and its owners were going to pick it up that day (last Wednesday, March 20th).

If you have any information on the snake-stealer, you're asked to call the Rockwood Police Department at (734) 379-5323.

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