Another example of, "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is."

Excuse me, WHAT?

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The Federal Trade Commission is claiming that the pool is too full of applicants, so none of us will be getting the $125 payout from the Equifax breach.

Yep, you read that right.

They're now encouraging us to sign up for the free credit monitoring.

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Now, here's the only saving grace: if you signed up for money lost because of stolen identity, THAT money comes from a different fund.

Personally, I'm ticked. Somebody stole my identity during the breach and bought two Apple watches. I was out over $600 for almost a month until I could get it straightened out. Thanks a lot, Equifax.