Your Turkey Doesn’t Stand A Chance – Check Out This Kitchen Chainsaw

Nothing says Thanksgiving like a chainsaw.

Turkey's do not stand a chance with this new kitchen tool, say hello to the Mighty Carver Electric Knife. Don't screw around with a plain old knife to slice and dice your bird, this chainsaw carving tool will get the job done right (and quite possibly chop off one of your fingers).

Won't Aunt Barb be surprised when she accidentally swallows your middle finger, while chewing on a piece of perfectly cut turkey? If you have trouble getting everyone's attention when it's time for dinner, just fire up your Mighty Carver and your family is sure to come running to the dinner table (or out the door).

You can use your Mighty Carver on more than just turkey. You will be able to cut through a pineapple, like it's a stick of butter. As an added bonus, this food slicer can be used as a weapon in any emergency situation. What are you waiting for? Order yours now. Happy Slashgiving.