Your Michigan Castle Awaits You — For Only $2.3 Million [PHOTOS]

No joke, there is an actual castle up for sale in Michigan. You know you want it.

Of course there is no way that I can afford this, but it's a great dream. There is a castle estate in Bloomfield Township that is just calling my name. It's got seven bedrooms, ten bathrooms (6 full/4 half), and it's 12,000 square feet. According to the listing:

"The Adams Castle" a treasured Landmark. Enter through the gates of this 2.2 acre estate on brick paved motor court with a magnificent fountain. French Normandy Style Tudor, built 1928, architect Richard Marr, has been coveted by many. Elegant living room and dining room seating 14+ overlook the pool and exquisitely manicured gardens. The solarium has floor to ceiling marble with ornate silver leaf ceiling.

Not included is a moat, a royal title, or a dragon.