The Teasers for the ‘Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark’ Are Here [VIDEO]

Hey Fandango...ya got tickets on sale yet? Cuz I'll buy them right meow.

Millennials and Xennials, it's true - horror movie master Guillermo Del Toro has turned our favorite creepy book series into a movie and WE *clap* ARE *clap* HERE *clap* FOR *clap* IT!!!

Not only did we get a sneak peek at the Big Toe story, but we even got a second appetizer - The Jangly Man.

And THEN they brought out the main course: the Pale Lady.

And to complete this meal of terror, the dessert was a giant helping of The Red Spot. DISCLAIMER: this one still scares the crap outta me.