Somebody in Clinton Twp. has a $1M Winning Lotto Ticket
ERMAGHERD CHERK YER TERCKETS!
Some lucky duck in Clinton Township, Michigan is $1 million richer today...and doesn't know it yet. They matched the five balls in last night's drawing:
Did you purchase your ticket at Hayes Gas & Go, Inc. on Hayes Road in Clinton Township? DID YOU PICK THE WINNING NUMBERS??!!!! If you did, contact Michigan Lottery Public Relations Division at (517) 373-1237. You'll have to drive to Lansing to collect your prize.
I know that gas prices are going up, but that's not a lot to ask to collect a million free buckeroos.
It wasn't me, in case you were wondering. And if it was, I wouldn't tell you.