Knock it off, kids. GET OFF MY LAWN!

This is why we can't have nice things.

A postal service employee was on her route yesterday afternoon in Howell Township in Livingston County, Michigan when she was shot in the hand by a couple of preteen boys with a BB gun.

The police were called out in response to a shooting. The mail carrier had already driven herself to the hospital for treatment; police found the two boys, ages 11 and 13, who both admitted to shooting the woman. They were released to their parents.

The prosecutor's office is reviewing the case. Kids, THE MAIL CARRIER IS ONE OF SANTA'S ELVES. And I hope she doesn't deliver the Amazon box with your Nintendo Switch.