"Hi honey! We're spending a night away inside a mobile sausage!"

Please excuse me if this post comes off as vulgar but it's REALLY HARD not to make sausage jokes.

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For a mere $136 per night, you and a loved one can camp out in the infamous Wienermobile through Airbnb.

The 27-foot-long "hot dog on wheels" is only available for one night at a time, but who doesn't wanna drive this thing around and brag to your friends about it?

Aside from the one-night-at-a-time reservation, the other caveat is a pickup in Chicago. And just a heads up, they're as dedicated to their Viennas as we are to Koegels, so cross your fingers that nobody keys your...hot dog.