A fake door-to-door salesman isn't funny, but we're laughing anyways.

Seriously, who wakes up in the morning and says, "I think I'm gonna scam people today by being a fake Omaha Steaks salesperson"? Some dude in Mundy Township, apparently.

Metro Police Authority of Genesee County got a complaint from a resident who said that an older van with an Omaha Steaks logo on the side was driving around the Hill and Torrey Road area, knocking on doors.

When the resident asked to see the man's permit, he ran back to his van and left.

In short, don't buy meat from a shady van. And if you see said shady van, call 911.