Eagles Fans Ate Horse Poop But Didn’t Steal an Ostrich After Super Bowl Win

We weren't expecting less, TBH. 

Philadelphia Eagles fans are notoriously...well, just completely awful. So none of this should come as a surprise after their Super Bowl win against the New England Patriots this past Sunday.

However, out of all the weird, ridiculous, illegal events that occurred, one of those rumors can be put to rest - nobody stole an ostrich from the zoo.

However, some crazed and drunken fan DID eat horse poop.

The police scanner calls are hilarious to listen to. Disturbing, yes. Not quite sure why this kind of behavior is tolerated, but, well, they lived up to their reputations.