It’s good to be king. Even if it’s only of a television sitcom. New ‘Two and a Half Men‘ star Ashton Kutcher — who is reportedly making almost $1 million per episode — will be spending his on-set downtime in a stylish and incredibly luxurious trailer known as “Baby Girl.”

Rented from Anderson Mobile Estates, it’s 1,100 square feet and boasts two stories, 360-degree video security and surveillance, two bathrooms, seven 60-inch plasma TVs, a kitchen with granite counters and a conference room.

And if you happen to have $8,750 a week just lying around, you too can have one of your very own. But if not, you can at least look at the photos — and silently curse those who can afford it.