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There’s a Vintage ‘Double Crapper’ Outhouse for Sale in Flint
Everybody loves vintage, right? Especially when it's brand-new! Does that make sense?
There has been some weird stuff for sale online during the coronavirus pandemic. Last week, it was a turkey sandwich...
...which was swiftly deleted, I'm assuming, because the seller couldn't resist its deliciousness.
And now, may I present to you...a vintage double crapper. Yes, that's what they're calling it.
Facebook user Russ Bonk (who, despite a barren profile, appears to be a real person) posted a unique item on the Flint BUY SELL TRADE FB page - a "double crapper out house."
The post says, "Never used,double seat (his and hers) out house. Made with 100 year old wood. Built very sturdy."
Yep, you're seeing that correctly - his and hers, so you can do your doody...er, duty...together.
The price is a mere $550. I mean, it's brand new and made with 100-year-old wood! Did I mention that it's brand new? Because who would actually buy a used outhouse?
If you're interested, you can view the post on FB marketplace HERE.
Not gonna lie - I don't think that I could drop a deuce next to my husband. It's bad enough when he's standing outside the loo while I'm taking care of business; he automatically makes fun of me. Can you imagine being RIGHT NEXT to your significant other? That's like the Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle battle sh*** scene! If you're not familiar with this concept, click HERE.
All jokes aside, if you do sink your money into this gem, we suggest some cute decor for inside, like this:
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