There’s a ‘Dead To Me’ Drinking Game & It’s NSFW

Since I finished the entire second season in three days, I need a reason to re-watch it.

Real talk - I got physically angry when I heard that the second season of Dead To Me on Netflix wasn't coming out til May. "Seriously? We're in the middle of a pandemic and they can't release it a few weeks early?!"

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And then, May 8th snuck up on me. I had finished Schitt's Creek the night before and I was feeling lost and lonely...and then I realized, the day had come - the second season was streaming on that very day.

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I rejoined my good friends Judy and Jen at the height of their newest debacle; what could POSSIBLY go wrong next?

EVERYTHING.

Anyways, I finished ten episodes in less than three days. And, while that may sound impressive, it's not - I have multiple friends who proudly blew through the whole thing in one night. That being said, we're all lonely again and waiting for our friends to come back for season three.

If you're already in withdrawals like I am, here's a reason to re-watch it:

There's a Dead To Me drinking game!

Natalie Morales, who plays newcomer character Michelle, shared it on her Instagram. Here's the printable version that you can keep on the coffee table while you swig:

DEAD TO ME DRINKING GAME

If Judy (Cardellini) says “f***” twice in one sentence, take a drink.
Take a drink if there’s a cute puppy cameo.
Take a drink when Judy apologizes.
Traumatic flashback? Take a drink.

This is where it gets more intense, we’re going into the two-drink zone.

If something makes you gasp, jump, or scream, take two drinks.
If someone is drinking on screen? Join them and take two sips.
Did a cop just almost connect all the dots? Drink twice.

Finally, there are scenarios in which you must finish your drink (don’t do this if you’re feeling too tipsy or sick).

If there is a plot twist, or if Karen (Suzy Nakamura) almost ruins everything, you polish that drink off like a champ.

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