Can somebody PLEASE buy the batting cages, just so we can watch you dismantle them? Genuinely curious.

It's so ironic that this popped up in my newsfeed because I was driving by Southmoor Golf Club the other day (it's right up the street from the radio station) and I thought, "I wonder what's going on with that place?"

Now, we know.

American Eagle Auction & Appraisal Company, LLC is handling the auction for the club, and they're selling it all. Cue Stefon from Saturday Night Live:

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Have you been looking for a batting cage? They have 'em. Maybe a beer mirror for your man cave? They have 'em. Arcade games or a pool table? They have 'em.

Here are some of the other fun items that they're looking to move:

  • 20+ Saumsung and LG mount televisions
  • Star Grill Max hot dog cooker
  • karaoke machine
  • aluminum bats
  • nacho cheese & pretzel warmers
  • Homelite backpack blower
  • rolling ice table
  • Sportcraft air hockey table
  • golf clubs
  • batting helmets
  • Predator gas generator
  • Haier chest freezer
  • pool table hanging lights
  • ice cream shack
  • Par Aide golf ball washers

...and sooooo much more. For the full list of items up for grabs, click HERE.

The liquidation/auction starts at 10:30 AM on Tuesday, July 28th. Registration and preview starts at 9:30 AM. All events take place at Southmoor Golf Club, 4312 Dort Highway.

Terms are as follows:

Everything is sold "as is, where is" with no warranties expressed or implied. * 15% Buyers Premium if paid with in-state check or credit card. 10% discount if paid in cash * This is an outdoor auction. Please wear appropriate clothing. Regardless of weather conditions, the auction must go on. * Please respect social distancing guidelines and please wear a face covering * Registration: All attendees MUST sign a COVID release form. No exceptions. * Bring appropriate hauling and packaging equipment and labor. * Terms: Cash, Personal Check (Michigan checks only!), Visa, MasterCard. **We reserve the right to hold checks before merchandise is removed.

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