Geez, dolphin. Tell us how you really feel.

This is one of those stories where I said to myself, "If there's no video, I don't care." Fortunately for us, there IS a video. Of a dolphin. At Sea World Orlando. Stealing a woman's iPad.

She did get her iPad back, but not before getting splashed. Serves her right for taking pictures with a gigantic iPad. Just looks silly, IMO.