Matt is waking up after surgery, and he's a little groggy. Like all good parents, his came prepared, armed with a video camera, ready to capture  every disconcerted, nonsensical word. Matt is dizzy. Or is it dizzaaaay?

Please, I'm begging you, when someone you love is coming out of anesthesia, you must have the video camera ready! It's your obligation!

Oh, the storm that would have ensued if I would have said, "Sup?" to my dad when I was that age. I'd still be picking up pieces.