If you're not privy to the Bath Township Police Department yet, may we introduce you to their hilarious social media feed?

Bath Township is just northeast of Lansing, and their law enforcement officers are really good at keeping a sense of humor at their usually-serious job.

And then there's this...

...or this little gem.

We could go on for hours, but we'll just encourage you to "like" their Facebook page and follow them yourselves.

Their latest, most heartbreaking post is a story of lost love and a breakup that ended badly. Ain't that the saddest thing you've ever seen? They've named the poor bear Dumpster Ted, and we're hoping that his owner gives the relationship another chance before the garbage men arrive.