Nope. No way. No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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A woman in Kansas City, Missouri thought she had gotten some water in left ear and went to the doctor to have it checked out. The doctor said, "I think you have an insect in there" and grabbed several other employees to help.

Susie Torres said that she didn't panic, which automatically makes her my hero because I would've LOST IT before they even told me it was a freaking spider.

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The doctors extracted a brown recluse from her ear canal. Amazingly, the spider did NOT bite her and was safely removed.

This is the stuff of nightmares. I literally sleep with my hair DOWN because of this stuff.