Because nothing says Christmas like a six-foot-tall bottle of Ranch on your front lawn.

Not gonna lie, our son is a ranch fanatic. Not like we can blame him; it's great for so many things - vegetables, pizza, chicken, salads, or just a spoonful. I used to dip croutons in ranch as a snack when I was a kid, so I can relate.

True story - we're thinking of getting our son something from the Hidden Valley Ranch store for Christmas, because why not?

They've got EVERYTHING! Ugly ranch sweaters, ornaments, tree toppers, snow globes...even a MAGNUM BOTTLE OF RANCH, which will be available starting on December 3rd.

I can't explain it but perusing their online store made me laugh out loud. Brilliant branding, HVR. Nice job.

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