The Girl Scouts Have a New Cookie And We Are ALL IN

Thanks, Girl Scouts. I was trying to lose the Christmas cookie weight and now THIS?

They prey on our weaknesses. As we all try and shed the few-to-five pounds we put on over the holidays, the Girls Scouts of America have announced that they are adding a new cookie to this year's platter.

CARAMEL. CHOCOLATE. CHIP.

Don't worry, it's not taking the place of any of your favorites, so you can also order a box of Thin Mints that you'll no doubt finish at your desk before lunch.

They're also bringing back Toffee-tastic, which made its debut in 2015. But the caramel chocolate chip option will ALSO be part of their gluten-free lineup, so you can take a bite of THAT, too.

BRB, scouring the building for sales guys who have daughters in scouts.