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Before you stop by the Cars 108 tent to make a sign for your runner, make sure you've got one in mind. WARNING: some NSFW language.

"This year, I flew more than I ever have before, and am probably going to close the year out with about 350,000 actual flown miles. For comparison, the moon is 238,000 miles away."

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee...R.I.P.

"He just has such a big heart," Stephanie Shaw, Dalton's mother, said. "He was so excited."

Nala, you sassy girl. Cheating on your family for some baloney.

He hung them up in a Los Angeles Target, and we can't stop laughing.