"Dear human friend who smells powdery: please go away. I'm watching the game."

Deuce, a two-year-old labrador from Grand Rapids, obviously can't be bothered while watching TV. Specifically, the World Cup. His human friend, 13-month-old Collins, really wanted to play, but he wasn't having it.

The video has since gone viral and has been featured on CNN and Good Morning America.

Can somebody please dub this video over with Deuce's "dog thoughts?" That would be the funniest thing ever.