Mayor of Hell, Michigan Bans Straight People from Town

Don't get up in arms - he's a comedian, and he was "Mayor for a Day," and he's already been "impeached."

Apparently, in Hell, Michigan, you can "buy" your way into the Mayor's office. For a mere $100, you can be "Mayor for a Day" in the unincorporated town of 72 people. So, comedian Elijah Daniel forked over the Benjamin Franklin and was sworn into office. His first order of business was to ban heterosexuals from the small town.

Before everybody gets their panties in a wad, don't worry. He was impeached before the sun went down.

Apparently, every person who becomes Mayor of Hell is impeached anyways, so this wasn't a surprise.

Now, if somebody could give me the phone number of who to call so we can be the Mayor of Hell....