Gingrich is a Quitter + Obama & Clinton BFFs + Long Line to the Summer Olympics – Heller’s Monoblog

It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog!

Two good jokes and one bad one … or vice versa. You tell me.

• Newt Gingrich said last week that he was preparing to quit the Presidential race this week. Don't tell us you're preparing to quit. Just quit. Like Dark Helmet told the crew in 'Spaceballs': "Your preparing, your always preparing, just go!"

• An Obama campaign features Bill Clinton wondering whether Mitt Romney would have had the stones to make the decision to kill Osama bin Laden. I think he could have done it, though. All you'd have to do is get him worked up by telling him bin Laden stole his Grey Poupon.

• The Mayor of London is worried that long security lines at the airport could damage the city's reputation with fans coming to the Summer Olympics. Listen, if they confiscate those vuvuzela horns, it'll increase.

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