Giant Man-Eating Shark Float, We Want One
A few of us here at the radio station were looking at the snow outside earlier today, and dreaming of warmer weather. We made it through what felt like 40 days of January, and we still have 116 days until summer. Ugh.
When I think of summer I think of being in water. A lake or a pool is cool is with me, I do not discriminate. Give me a cocktail, some form of flotation device, and I am good to go. Remember when floats were just round things you blew up with your mouth? Those days are long gone. These days people float on giant unicorns, pink flamingos, and avocados. What a time to be alive.
I like to get a new float every year, and I think I found one for summer 2020. Say hello to the Giant Man-Eating Shark Float, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I bet people will really think there is a shark in the water when I am kicking back in this - I'm joking. It does not look real, it just looks like real fun.
Hey, 116 days will fly by. I will be ready for you summer, me and my floating shark. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.