"l've been stolen from, and for somebody that has challenges or special needs it's even more devastating, so I just told her, 'Don't worry, I will make sure you get a bike.'"
Accidentally getting locked in a store for the night can be pretty frightening. But a burglar getting locked in a store for the night after trying to rob it is pretty hilarious!
How would you like to end up in a prison cell on the charge of stealing underwear from Sears? It might make a better story in jail if you put up a spectacular display of resistance to being apprehended.