Watch Geoffrey from Toys R Us Wrestle an Amazon Box [VIDEO]
You know, if that's your thing.
For some reason, the world got upset when Toys R Us announced that they would be closing all of their locations after declaring bankruptcy.
Of course, the rest of us wondered why said people didn't shop there when it was open, but I digress.
When wrestler TripleH Instagrammed this photo on June 29th, a lot of people wondered if it would be a door to the wrestling ring opening up for Geoffrey. And, in fact, it was.
Geoffrey entered the ring at Supercon in Florida as part of a 30-man rumble. He put a few guys down with choke slams and other moves, until one of his competitors called for an Amazon package...and then used it as a weapon.
That's cold, man.