weekend update

When you go see a dress rehearsal of SNL, you bring your Tina Fey and Amy Poehler action figures.

It's taken me 20 years to figure this out, but I know the secret. And I'm ready to share it with you, so you can win, too.

Don't laugh, but I brought my Tina Fey and Amy Poehler action figures to Niagara Falls for a "live" Canadian edition of "Weekday Update."

They're not dolls, they're action figures.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler cover Hurricane Joaquin, Flint water and Madonna, live from my desk.

https://youtu.be/TOusHDDDY80 Hurricane Joaquin Phoenix, Flint water and Madonna's underage daughter top the news.

Dedicated to our friend, Horacio. Rest in peace, and thanks for the laughs.

And here are this weekend's top stories, straight from the Tina Fey/Amy Poehler action figures at my desk!

The latest episode of Weekday Update!

What did I want for my birthday? Tina Fey and Amy Poehler action figures.

Who better to poke fun at Barbara Walters than, well... Barbara Walters!