If you spent approximately 20,000 hours of your youth (or maybe even your adult life) playing 'Super Mario Bros.' you'll enjoy hearing Mario wax nostalgic about his time inside your Nintendo game system. The video was released to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the game's original release in Japan on September 13, 1985. It made its American debut on NES a couple of years later.

No, it's not the real Mario. We know because the real Mario would never drop the F-bomb (hence the NSFW tag), although you're forgiven for having done so when you were repeatedly killed by the Hammer Brothers. (World 8-3 if I remember correctly.)