Michigan Police Department Called Yesterday for ‘Dementor’ in Park
We just wanna know WHICH MUGGLE could actually SEE the Dementor?
Essexville police were called yesterday by a citizen who was very concerned that they had seen a "dementor" in Smith Park.
In case you don't know what that is, we present Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban:
Scary stuff. Imagine seeing one of these in your local park! And if you get too close to one, they can suck any joy or happiness out of you and consume your soul. Nothing to mess around with.
Luckily, what the citizen saw was, in fact, a trash bag hanging from a tree. But we understand why he/she was so concerned; dementors are terrifying.
The police joked in their post that “The Ministry of Magic assures us that all dementors are accounted for at Azkaban."
PHEW!