So how many days do I have to kiss up to her? Three? Four?? More???I saw this little guy at the pet store a week ago, and he was marked down 50%. He was outgrowing his aquarium and needed a home. The employees said, "We don't know why nobody has taken him home yet. He's active, he's a good eater."

I had two of them when I was younger, so I know how to take care of them. A couple of hours later, AJ said, "He's kind of cute."

I win!