It's been brought to my attention by several people at several points in my life that my train of thought runs on a track of its own. Instead of trying to figure out why I think differently than most people, I'm gonna embrace my inner nerd and share some of my randomness with you in a new web series!

I present to you the first-ever, world-premiere of the mind-numbing, coma-inducing, brain-hurting web series, the 'Fenech Fun Five!' In the premiere episode of this complete waste of time, Jeremy presents a list of five 'fun' things you should never say to a waiter or waitress. Sorry in advance, and enjoy!