"I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good." — Michael Scott

Let's play a game - spot The Office quotes below:

I really shouldn't even encourage you to apply for this, because I'm gonna get the gig. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing.

The doctor said, if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die. I'm going to die, unless I get the gig from Dish to watch 15 hours of The Office for $1,000. After all, an office is a place where dreams come true.

You can apply by clicking HERE and filling out the submission form. If I win the $1,000, I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.

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