Michigan State Police have reported that a man rolled his car in Detroit and was killed while watching a pornographic movie on his phone.

According to the police report, he wasn't wearing his seat belt...or his pants. So, there's that.

All jokes aside, that's an awful way to go. Distracted driving is a real problem. Something I've noticed while driving at night, especially - I CAN SEE YOUR FACE LIT UP BY THE LIGHT ON YOUR PHONE! So for crying out loud, put it down!