Despite These Positive Reviews, We Plan to Avoid Peeps Milk Like the Plague [VIDEO]

Peeps. They're disgusting. I bet you don't know anyone who likes them. OK, maybe one person, tops. But it's probably a weird brother-in-law who doesn't believe in immunizations, and thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy theory.

Seriously, we can only get the McRib once every eight years, but Peeps keep coming back every year. Every damn year.

Now there's Peeps Milk.

Yahoo had some of their editors try it, and surprisingly the reviews were somewhat positive.

I'd rather drink pancake batter.