Deer Are Conspiring To Embarrass You And Ruin Your Nice Things [VIDEO]

The deer are out in full force on these early summer mornings, and I should know. One of the little bastards (nothing personal) decided that I can't have anything nice as it jumped out in front of me as I was driving in to work.

I was able to get myself into a 2015 Fusion last October, and it was the first time in my life I've owned a car with a model year that hasn't hit calendars yet. It was a nice feeling of pride as I drove it off the lot. So much for that! That feeling of pride instantly changed into embarrassment as I had to crawl out the passenger side door, because the driver door is now wedged shut.

If only there were a way to have deer cross the road in a designated spot.