Charlie Sheen Is Threatening to Blow People’s Heads Off Now
Because life always imitates art, Charlie Sheen, star of FX’s ‘Anger Management,’ might be experiencing some anger management difficulties of his own.
Again.
According to a report filed with the LAPD, our resident Vatican Assassin threatened to shoot a former “associate” with a Super 90 semi-automatic rifle. And, clearly, if you’re going to nickname yourself Assassin, the police are going to investigate these kinds of things.
Apparently, Sheen was upset with said Associate -- he deserves a nickname too -- and vented his frustration via text by sending this message to Associate No. 2:
I’ll blow his head off with my Super 90.
Someone in the Sheen camp -- probably hoping to escape the same fate -- explained away the incident to TMZ by saying, “The accuser is a dishonorably discharged military person with multiple probation violations who is trying to shake [Charlie] down for money.”
The case is still in the early stages of investigation and the cops have yet to speak with Sheen, but here's a little survival tip: Shaking down unstable celebrities with semi-automatic weaponry is always a bad idea.