I guess the line would be 'are we almost there'? Did I mention the guy doing the squeezing is a married man? To make matters a little worse the breast that he's squeezing does not belong to his wife. Oops! The squeezing was caught on a speed camera.

Learn how the married man tries to talk his way out of it after the jump.

Businessman Deng Jialin, says the image, which was published by local media,  has been tampered with and now he's readying his ample legal team to sue traffic cops, who he believes leaked the snap. Deng says that he was driving alone and that police inserted the girl into the photo.

Good one Deng, stick with that story it should work. Incredibly it later emerged that the woman in the picture is not his wife but a local university student.

What's the lesson here? There are two, don't cheat on your wife and be careful because you never know who's watching.

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