Gingrich is a Quitter + Obama & Clinton BFFs + Long Line to the Summer Olympics – Heller’s Monoblog
It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog!
Two good jokes and one bad one … or vice versa. You tell me.
It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog!
Two good jokes and one bad one … or vice versa. You tell me.
It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog!
Three Good Jokes and One Bad One -- You Decide Which is Which
Newt Gingrich is a politician. Which means that, like any politician, he will promise you the moon if it will get your vote.In a speech at Cape Canaveral he wowed the audience with his promise that, as President, he would push to colonize the moon.
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As Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich continue to battle for the Republican nomination, Romney took an opportunity to appear on the "Late Show with David Letterman" and deliver a dry, but witty "Top Ten List."
Hit the jump for the "Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Would Like To Say To The American People."
Talk-show host Michael Savage has offered presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich a cool million out of his own pocket to drop out of the race. Savage doesn't think the Republican has a real shot at the White House, and feels that Mitt Romney has a better chance of beating Barack Obama.
On his website, he refers to Gingrich as a "fat, old, white man." Ouch. Read details of the offer after the jump.
Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich is officially running for President.
The Republican figure confirmed his long-awaited announcement on Wednesday in a video posted to YouTube, in which he said, "I believe we can return America to hope and opportunity ... There's a much better American future ahead."