This Pure Michigan Spoof Won’t Help You Figure Out Whether to Kneel or Stand [NSFW VIDEO]

I dunno, I disagree with his opinion on Little Caesars pizza. But other than that, this 'Pure Michigan' spoof video is basically spot-on when it comes to Detroit sports.

But it doesn't really offer any guidance on whether you should sit, stand, kneel, or lie down during the national anthem. And that's a good thing.