It was all just a big misunderstanding.

A Home Depot employee in Witchita called 911 after a customer reported hearing what he had perceived to be a bomb threat.

911 call:  (Audio below) “We just had a customer here made what may have been a bomb threat,” said the caller. “He said, 'Uh, somebody told me there’s a bomb in here and you need to leave the building. He said it three times.'”

Turns out, it wasn't a bomb threat. It was simply a customer informing fellow occupants of the men's bathroom that he was going to 'let loose.' 'Pinch a loaf.' 'Drop a deuce.'

What the customer in question actually said was, "You all need to get out of here because I’m fixin’ to blow it up.”

Another customer, according to KWCH, knew what was meant by the man's warning and took it as a joke.

And we wonder why women are always shaking their heads at us.