Well, this is freaking sweet. We need one of these.

If you ever wanted to live out your dreams of actually being in a Super Mario Bros. game, you can, soon. At Stoughton Farms in Newark Valley, New York, you will find this video game inspired corn maze that spans eight acres and will be open Mid-September.

I feel like Michigan should have one of these mazes. We've got corn, fields, elbow grease. We can do this! We could also make rules just like the real game and have an option where you can get 'cheat codes' to just run straight through to the end. Who's with me on this? I'll let you be player one.